Census paranoia running amok
It is absolutely mind-boggling that there are media types and so-called “think-tank” experts out there who can see nothing but doom and gloom in the release of the 1940 census. The government “broke a privacy promise,” one trumpets.1 The census data is “a treasure trove for con artists,” another wails.2 Now that the census data is out there for bad guys to find, “The next thing you know they are going shopping on your credit card or filing a tax return with your information.”3
Go ahead and insert your own favorite alternative synonym for the excrement of a male bovine.
This is paranoia, folks. Ain’t nobody gonna be using the 1940 census systematically to defraud Americans.
First and foremost, we are all at far greater risk of identity theft each and every time we hand a credit card over to somebody who takes it out of our line of sight to process a charge or hand our Social Security number over to a file clerk to enter in our records than we are from access to census information.
We’re at much much higher risk every time there’s a security breach in a computer system storing our current information — as just happened recently4 — than anybody is from the paltry facts included in the census.
Griping about the risk of identity theft from 1940 census data is a little bit like complaining that your tea is cold in the dining room of the Titanic just after it struck the iceberg.
Let’s start with the simple fact that the vast majority of those enumerated on the 1940 census are dead. Of the roughly 132 millions Americans enumerated in 1940, some 85 percent or more have passed on. Whatever privacy interest the dead may have had in their census data, it passed on with them. The law — and common sense — tells us that the right of privacy is personal and doesn’t survive the person.5
But, the naysayers howl, what about those still living? For them, they whine, the census information is “an invitation to defraud the elderly, as many financial institutions use things like mother’s maiden name, father’s middle name, and/or date of birth as passwords.”6
Maiden names? You’re kidding me, right? My parents are both listed in the 1940 census with both of their mothers. Neither of the mothers’ maiden names is shown, only their married names.7 I’ve looked at a LOT of 1940 census pages already; beyond my own family pages, I’m also doing indexing. You know how many maiden names I’ve seen? None. Not one. Nada. Zilch.
To find the maiden name of the mother of a man living today, you need to know who his grandparents were. Finding him in the census won’t do it. And to find the maiden name of the mother of a woman living today, you have to know her maiden name just to find her on the census, and then go back beyond her parents to find her grandparents. And in both cases, even if you had all that info to start looking in the census, you still wouldn’t get the right maiden name if there was a divorce or death and then a remarriage. Just how many identity thieves are going to put in that much effort, hmmmm?
Middle names? You’re still kidding, aren’t you? My father’s middle name isn’t in his census record. Neither of my grandfathers’ middle names are shown. Guess how many middle names the enumerator in my Chicago grandparents’ enumeration district wrote down? Yep, you got it. Exactly none. In many cases, the enumerator didn’t even write down the first name, but used initials only.
And birthdates? Excuse me? What birthdates? You know how many birthdates appear in the entire 1940 census, start to finish, all 132 million entries? None. There’s an age given, but no date of birth at all.
My German grandmother told the enumerator she was age 49 and my father was 18.8 So tell me, doom and gloom folks, what year was each of them born? Was she born in 1891 (and had already had her birthday in 1940) or 1890 (and wouldn’t turn 50 until after the census)? Was he born in 1921 or 1922? If you can’t tell me the year of birth, pray tell, what good is the census in determining the date of birth?
The naysayers then warn that senior citizens could be conned into giving up information because identity thieves can find out what street they grew up on. No, from the census, assuming you can find the person at all (remember 85% of those enumerated are dead now), you can find out only what street the person lived on in 1940,9 and only if the person lived in an area urban enough to use street addresses and even then only if the enumerator wrote that information down.
And then you have to make the leap to the conclusion that American senior citizens are so damned dumb they’ll hand over info to anybody who calls or emails talking about that street. Gimme a break!!!
But at a minimum we should “consider restricting the general publication of answers to sensitive questions,” one doomsayer demands.10 Uh… what sensitive questions? There aren’t any phone numbers in census records. There aren’t any Social Security numbers in census records. No bank account data. No asset information, except maybe if you owned your home or rented it. There aren’t any deep dark secrets here and nothing of interest or even use to identity thieves.
Chicken Little panicked when an acorn fell from a tree. These nitwits are panicking at a nonexistent threat based on misinformation and, I daresay, deliberate fearmongering.
Me? I’m not buying this nonsense for a nanosecond.
I’m going to side 100% with the guy who posted a comment to the silliest of these “the sky is falling” pundits:
Do I care that 70 years from now someone can find out where I lived and what I did? Heck no. By then I’ll be happy if someone cares I’m alive.11
You tell ’em, brother. You tell ’em.
- Adam Marcus, “The census’ broken privacy promise,” CNET:Security, posted 2 Apr 2012 (http://news.cnet.com/security/?tag=mncol;bc : accessed 4 Apr 2012). ↩
- Ron Scherer, Staff writer, “1940 Census data: A treasure trove for con artists?,” Christian Science Monitor, posted 3 Apr 2012 (http://www.csmonitor.com/ : accessed 4 Apr 2012). ↩
- Ibid., quoting IT security consultant Jeff Farr, president of Farr Systems in Dallas. ↩
- Robin Sidel, “Card Processor: Hackers Stole Account Numbers,” updated 2 Apr 2012, Wall Street Journal (http://online.wsj.com/home-page : accessed 5 Apr 2012). ↩
- See generally Cordell v. Detective Publications, Inc., 419 F.2d 989, 990-991 (6th Cir. 1969). ↩
- Marcus, “The census’ broken privacy promise.” ↩
- 1940 U.S. census, Cook County, Illinois, Chicago Ward 13, population schedule, enumeration district (ED) 103-867, page 1,429(B) (stamped), sheet 61(B), household 52, Hugo E. Geissler household; digital image, Archives.gov (http://1940census.archives.gov : accessed 2 Apr 2012); citing National Archive microfilm publication T627, roll 947. Also, 1940 U.S. census, Midland County, Texas, Midland City, population schedule, enumeration district (ED) 165-3A, page (illegible)(B) (stamped), sheet 7(B), household 161, C.R. Cottrell household; digital image, Archives.gov (http://1940census.archives.gov : accessed 6 Apr 2012); citing National Archive microfilm publication T627, roll 4105. ↩
- 1940 U.S. census, Cook Co., Ill., Chicago Ward 13, pop. sched., ED 103-867, p. 1,429(B) (stamped), sheet 61(B), lines 45-46. ↩
- The census did record, for some persons, that they lived in the same house in 1935. That of course says nothing about where they lived in 1934 or 1941. ↩
- Marcus, “The census’ broken privacy promise.” ↩
- Comment, posted by cfbandit, 3 April 2012, 2:19 PM, on Marcus, “The census’ broken privacy promise.” ↩